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Old 01-18-2009, 05:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
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FIRST,DON'T CONFUSE JEALOUSY WIT HATE
CAUSE....COME ON WE CAN'T ALL BE GREAT
I SPOKE THESE WORDS B4, BUT NEVER SO LETHAL
EMCEES, POETS U ALL SEE THROUGH ( BOOM )
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FORGET THE SMALL SHIT TELL THESE BITCHZ TO LICK BALLS QUICK
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Old 01-18-2009, 05:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Ult.Behemoth View Post
Is it too much to ask for readable English?
It's rap it's not really suppose to be proper english,more like slang or ebonics,you'll learn,lol. Ebonics to English Sandstorming.com

example:
A high school student in the US was asked, as an assignment, to translate an entire rap song from Ebonics to proper English.


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Ebonics, n.
A non-standard form of American English originating from black people in the United States. Derived from a combination of the words ‘ebony’ and ‘phonetics’. Made popular through its wide use in rap and hip-hop music.
Eg.
ENGLISH: “My, you’re a lovely young lady.”
EBONICS: “DAMN bitch! Youz a fine muther fucker!”

EBONICS: “Yo G, you frontin me?”
ENGLISH: “Excuse me, my peer, are you attempting to influence me to engage in a violent action with you?”

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The song chosen was “One More Chance (remix)��? by Notorious B.I.G. Here’s a sample:

Lyrics:
First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys
Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin’ money
Those the ones I like ‘cause they don’t get nathan’
But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation
Garbage, I turn like doorknobs
Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever
However, I stay coochied down to the socks
Rings and watch filled with rocks

TRANSLATION:
As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.

It’s done extremely well, and I realise now why rap stars continue to proliferate this bastardisation of the English language: because it sounds stupid otherwise. Hilarious read.
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Originally Posted by GAMEOVER View Post
It's rap it's not really suppose to be proper english,more like slang or ebonics,you'll learn,lol. Ebonics to English Sandstorming.com

example:
A high school student in the US was asked, as an assignment, to translate an entire rap song from Ebonics to proper English.


- - -

Ebonics, n.
A non-standard form of American English originating from black people in the United States. Derived from a combination of the words ‘ebony’ and ‘phonetics’. Made popular through its wide use in rap and hip-hop music.
Eg.
ENGLISH: “My, you’re a lovely young lady.”
EBONICS: “DAMN bitch! Youz a fine muther fucker!”

EBONICS: “Yo G, you frontin me?”
ENGLISH: “Excuse me, my peer, are you attempting to influence me to engage in a violent action with you?”

- - -

The song chosen was “One More Chance (remix)��? by Notorious B.I.G. Here’s a sample:

Lyrics:
First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys
Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin’ money
Those the ones I like ‘cause they don’t get nathan’
But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation
Garbage, I turn like doorknobs
Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever
However, I stay coochied down to the socks
Rings and watch filled with rocks

TRANSLATION:
As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.

It’s done extremely well, and I realise now why rap stars continue to proliferate this bastardisation of the English language: because it sounds stupid otherwise. Hilarious read.
Haha fuckin Hilarious
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Old 01-19-2009, 04:10 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by GAMEOVER View Post
It's rap it's not really suppose to be proper english,more like slang or ebonics,you'll learn,lol. Ebonics to English Sandstorming.com

example:
A high school student in the US was asked, as an assignment, to translate an entire rap song from Ebonics to proper English.


- - -

Ebonics, n.
A non-standard form of American English originating from black people in the United States. Derived from a combination of the words ‘ebony’ and ‘phonetics’. Made popular through its wide use in rap and hip-hop music.
Eg.
ENGLISH: “My, you’re a lovely young lady.”
EBONICS: “DAMN bitch! Youz a fine muther fucker!”

EBONICS: “Yo G, you frontin me?”
ENGLISH: “Excuse me, my peer, are you attempting to influence me to engage in a violent action with you?”

- - -

The song chosen was “One More Chance (remix)��? by Notorious B.I.G. Here’s a sample:

Lyrics:
First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys
Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin’ money
Those the ones I like ‘cause they don’t get nathan’
But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation
Garbage, I turn like doorknobs
Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever
However, I stay coochied down to the socks
Rings and watch filled with rocks

TRANSLATION:
As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.

It’s done extremely well, and I realise now why rap stars continue to proliferate this bastardisation of the English language: because it sounds stupid otherwise. Hilarious read.
I don't want to be racist or anything but you're talking about normal English and Ghetto English, not rap English and non-rap English. Eminem was/is the best rapper in my opinion and he's still able to write and pronounce words so that they sound like English.
And yes, I'm going to ignore the rest of you noobs who didn't even bother looking into the subject unbiased.
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I think what ULT meant was that 007 wrote using alot of short terms, like B4 instead of before... etc... hehehe
I however still think he got owned
Was a good read GAMEOVER.
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Cody Villeneuve u haters all know i greater than u muthafuckaz hollarin get dow,
u say u worth some... well im worth mo' and you new girl she old !
V muthafuk the storys been told ya shit still on the shelf my shit sold ,
i got the cards ya'll jus fold bitchz under my armz ya'll must know
heavy in the game thay ain't ready for the pain , ive been steady wit da pen thay know im gon' win thats why they ain't go against him cody mutha fukin villian shorty say she willin for the thrillin
im tired all the emcee killin patrone got me chillin shorty ask me how im feeling ?
feelin like .... u know im feeling like ima get this shit shut down tonight .

Got the club shut down club shut down (times 2 )
got a fetish for thick gurls thats caramel brown.....

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